I think we all need an aggressively positive spider friend in our lives
aggressively positive spider
Save Rock And Roll
Pax AM Days
a guy i know was dating this girl called kate and on their two year anniversary they like went for a picnic and it was super cute and romantic but his friends thought itd be funny to prank him by hiring a skywriter to write ‘will you marry me kate?’ in the sky and so they did and she saw it and he thought it’d be too awkward to say it actually wasnt for her so he didnt say anything and now theyre married and he still hasnt told her
The accuracy is overwhelming.
"boys dont like it when-"
"girls don’t like it when-"
"people would probably like you better if-"
someone help i just ate an entire watermelon and i just cut open a second one
update: i’m out of watermelon
make watermelon clothes
GUYS. I TWEETED OSRIC THE THING AND HE SAW THING.
REPEAT. OSRIC SAW THING.
My eyes hurt because I can’t sleep but I can’t sleep because my head hurts from serious anxiety.
I’m a poet who can’t write, an intellect who can’t excel academically, i’m drowning in my own failures and I’ve never been good at asking for help.
I feel mentally claustrophobic and I don’t know how, but right now I’d just like to relax.
Like how are you not out here giving Kim k her props? Made an empire out of a sex tape with an irrelevant ass chocolate drop nigga and got a reality show. Went from cleaning closets of white people and being somewhat hairy and overly tanned with Wet Seal style to gold shimmering 24kt skin toned bad ass bitch with a pretty ass baby and a multimillion dollar bank account. How you gonna front on Kim k, when she’s out here in shoes that cost a year of your college tuition, like how?
not being drunk is so awful
i am so jealous of europeans
three hours of travel and they’re in a whole different country, a whole different culture like seriously
three hours of travel and i’m in another town that’s just like mine
except three hours away