why do i own a phone im disgusted by human contact
my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
I notice everything.
And by everything, I literally mean everything. I notice when someone stops hitting me up like they used to. I notice when the way someone talks to me starts changing. I notice the little things that people do, and the little things they used to do. I notice when things change, and when it’s no longer the same. I notice every single little detail. I just don’t say anything.
The best love story ever
Boy: hey
Girl: *silence*
Boy: I really like you
Girl: *silence*
Boy: I think I'm in love with you
Girl: *silence*
Boy: I will never let you go
Girl: *silence*
Boy: *kisses girl*
Boy: *eats girl*
Girl was Doritos the whole time
Boys from Tumblr are like this:
Girls from Tumblr are like this:
And I’m like this:
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